OMG PD: Free-Range Poop, Officer Calls Out Texter

NAPERVILLE

Missed The Toilet

Sometime between May 3 and May 6, someone entered a recreation facility in the 800 block of Corday Drive by bending a small sliding bar latch. Once inside, the subject defecated on the floor of the gym's women's restroom, police said.

ST. CHARLES

Couldn't Get Far

Tye Preston Warden, 47, of the 900 block of North Highland Avenue, Aurora, was charged at 10:11 a.m. May 3 on the 500 block of Randall Road, with driving while license revoked, a Class 4 felony, and violating the electronic home monitoring program, a Class 3 felony. He also was issued a written warning for disobeying a traffic light, the original reason police stopped Warden.

BURR RIDGE

“Just Joking”? How About “Just Shut Up”?

A resident on the 6100 block of Garfield Avenue received "inappropriate" text messages from an unknown number, according to police. An officer called the number at 4:34 p.m. April 26 and advised a male juvenile who answered to stop. The juvenile said "he was just joking and would stop sending the messages," according to a report.

CLARENDON HILLS

Drunken Mystery

A man at 6:37 p.m. May 6 on the 200 block of North Richmond Avenue said his rear truck window was opened but he didn't know how it got that way. The man was intoxicated and did not provide an officer with any valid information about the circumstance, according to police. The officer told the man to call if there were any further details.

WHEATON

Was It Worth It?

Someone took a $2 garbage sticker off a man's garbage can on the 200 block of Knollwood Drive. He said he placed the sticker on the can at 6 a.m. April 29 and later realized the trash removal service had not taken his garbage, because the sticker was missing.

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