The bacon cupcakes were great. The bacon band-aids were a hit. But I think the bacon toupee was a bad idea.

"The instructions weren't as clear as they could have been"

The new snow boots I bought him were not a hit! :/ He almost bit my head off!

My friends told me this would happen if the dog found out I voted for Obama.

Punchline Cartoon

Can I return this man, I found out he is a cat lover!

Jim Frankiewicz
6203 Lake Park Lane
Willowbrook, IL 60527
630-789-0355

Not quite what I had in mind when I asked for a dog fur hat.

Holy fur balls Dudly. Ya need to go back cuz when she called me a bone head You thought I was your treat for the day.

I can't keep him - my last name is Bonehead.

"I asked her to buy me a deerstalker hat."

"Oh come on...there's a big difference between a fur hat and a ferocious hat."

Sorry! He thought I was returning the female Puppy i Bought for my daughter this Christmas!

" My order requested a Burberry wool hat... your packing ship shows a furbearing woof hat."

I'd like to return this sweater. It clashes with my dog hat.

I am not a fan of this implants package! I should have given it more thought... I love the eyes, not a fan of having fur instead of hair though. I also don't like the black cold wet nose and it's so heavy!

I don't think this is what the English had in mind about "hair of the dog" cure all .

Your store advertises "your money back if not satisfied", so here's what's left of that dog obedience book I bought from you...

Hi There!! my eye Dr. told me I need an eye seeing dog, soooo now I need to return my glasses.

It's refreshing NOT to hear the "My dog at my receipt" excuse. Thanks!

Umm, well, I got this therapy dog to get that monkey off my back. But there seem to be side effects. Soooo, ummmm......

"It was bad enough that he got the idea that he should be the Alpha male in our family pack, but then he totally misunderstood what it means when they define the Alpha male as the head dog."

I was using the newspaper to cover my head from the rain.

I need to exchange this for literally anything eles!

My dog already fell off the fiscal cliff and landed guess where?

I couldn't see how much the doggie was in the window

Could I exchange this hat for a smaller size, it keeps falling over my eyes and I cant see where i'm going.

Yes we do have a 10 day return policy but we do not have a vet on staff. If you cannot get in to see your vet you will have to keep him My suggestion would be that you stop using bacon scented hair conditioner.

"I want to return the Axe shampoo and conditioner I purchased; this isn't what I had in mind when I used it to attract the female species."

It's a dog day afternoon

Excuse me, is this where I enroll for dog training classes, I clearly told my wife I needed a new pair of "reading glasses". Also, do you sell hearing aides?

You must be dyslexic: God should be on your mind. God.

I wanted a blue and gold sweater, not a blue sweater and a golden.

"I clearly ordered a Bichon Frisé; NOT a Bitchin' Toupee."

Animal experts tell me its a sign of affection but...

No i am not returning the hat! just the sweater

"And I thought Mike Bruno had a big mouth!"